SCIF Rat Supply Co

Made by a SCIF rat, for SCIF rats.

Stickers. Patches. Low Morale delivered.

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Carefully Sized

Sized for water bottles, laptops, and emotional baggage

Mission-Ready Shapes

Die-cut to perfection. Because uniformity is for evaluations

Field-Tested Adhesion

Our vinyl sticks through vault doors, water bottles, and leadership changes. Our patches? Morale boosters you can Velcro to your soul (or your backpack).

Custom Work? Almost Cleared.

“Want your own design? Stand by. We’re almost out of meetings.”

(Custom stickers and patches are in the pipeline — watch this space.)

Sticker with airplane design and 'Sun's Out Guns Out' text

Welcome to SCIF Rat Supply Co. Cleared for Low Morale.

We exist for those who’ve ever squinted under flickering fluorescent lights, triple-checked their CAC, and sighed into a beige keyboard wondering if anyone else felt this buried in bureaucracy.

SCIF Rat Supply Co. was founded by and for the intel operators, support troops, and behind-the-badge grinders who know that humor is sometimes the only thing keeping morale from going fully black. Every patch, sticker, and challenge coin we make is designed inside the wire, infused with sarcasm, and brewed from the daily absurdities of vault life.

Our mascot, Mort, is a reflection of us all—an unimpressed, caffeine-addled rat in OCPs with duct-taped Captain bars. His sunglasses aren’t just a vibe—they’re eye protection from the bright glare of leadership decisions.

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